Guide I · your own chart

THE CHART GUIDE

half of it is written in your hand

A personality quiz asks you to describe yourself, then hands the description back with a verdict stapled to it. This does the opposite. It divides your life the way the old scheme divides it - money, home, work, partnership, character, the body - and then puts to you eighteen questions you have been avoiding. We do the deriving. You do the answering. Nobody marks it.

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I · The half only you can write

Eighteen questions you have been avoiding

Three for each of six domains. Not prompts invented to fill a page - each one comes out of what that house has meant for two thousand years. Verbatim, from the document:

Substance and money

List what you would carry out of a burning house, in order. Now list what you actually spent the most money on in the last year. If those two lists disagree, the disagreement is the thing worth writing down.

Home and inheritance

Name one thing you inherited - a habit, a trade, a temper, a debt - that you keep on purpose. Name one you are still deciding whether to keep. Write what keeping it has cost so far.

Character and body

Write how you think you come across to someone meeting you for the first time. Now write how you suspect you actually come across. The distance between those two answers is the only evidence on this page.

Answer them badly and quickly the first time. Date the pages. Your chart cannot change - it was fixed the moment you were born - so a year from now it is still there to answer against. Your answers will have moved. That comparison is the only measurement in the document.

II · Why believe any of it

Everyone else asks you to take their word for it

Every claim in your document is split three ways and the three are never allowed to blur - so you can always see which part is old doctrine, which part is arithmetic, and which part nobody knows:

☽︎ Moon in Leo ♌︎ 8.4° · House 7

Rite

The Picatrix assigns the Moon the fastest of the seven courses - mood, memory, tide. In Leo she warms toward display.

Instrument

Lunar longitude 8.4° Leo, checkable against any ephemeris.

Honest gap

Lunar temperament is unfalsifiable. The speed of the Moon is not. We give you both and mark which is which.

No reading you can buy anywhere prints that third column, because it costs the sale. It is the reason this one is worth keeping.

IV · Who it is for

We would rather you skipped it than regretted it

Buy it if

  • You like the tradition but wince at the certainty it is usually sold with
  • You read history for fun and keep getting bought candles instead
  • You want a gift that is a real object, not a novelty
  • You already read charts and want the raw numbers beside the claims

Skip it if

  • You want to be told what will happen - no forecast is in here
  • You want advice about your health, money or relationship
  • You need it in five minutes; every copy is cast and read by hand
V · The order

What happens after the button

You send the details

Three fields. No account, no quiz, no upsell page.

It is cast, then read

Your document is generated and checked by hand before it goes out.

It arrives as a file

A print-grade PDF. Yours to keep, reprint and hand on - no platform, no login, no expiry.

To cast yours, we need
  • Birth date and time - as exact as you know it
  • Birth place - city and country
  • The name for the cover - yours, or the person it is for
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Sent as a gift? We cast around their details and email the document to them - or to you, to hand over.

The correction guarantee

If any number in your document is wrong - a longitude, an hour, a citation - tell us and you get a full refund, and the correction is published in the journal with your order number on it.

What is deliberately not guaranteed: an outcome. No placement is claimed to cause anything, and no refund is owed for a life that carried on as normal.

VI · Before you ask

Three questions people actually ask

What if I do not know my exact birth time?

Send your best estimate and say so. Planet positions barely move in an hour; the Ascendant and houses do. The document prints the time it used, so an approximate cast is labeled as one instead of being quietly presented as exact.

Is this Western or Vedic astrology?

Both, kept apart. The Western cast uses whole-sign houses. A separate page carries the sidereal Vedic count using the Lahiri ayanāṃśa, with your Moon's nakshatra. The two disagree by roughly 24 degrees, and the document says why.

Does it predict anything?

No. It reports what the historical sources assign to each placement, computes the positions a telescope could check, and prints the gap between the two as a gap. No outcome is promised anywhere in it.

The Chart Guide · $18.98

Sixteen pages, cast from your own birth data.

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Cast from the same sources: The Sigil Guide · The Solomonic Guide · all three for $32.98.